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>>37895137I'm happy I don't
Godzilla
>>37897981based
>>37897851...Say their name...
>>37899666Dobbeneigh?
Greetings Traveller, The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.https://youtu.be/Pfv7PSbH2TU
>>37899662Some guy was calling out to me going >"ey whitey">"youre so white">"yeah youre white">"white">"whitey"I didn't say anything during the exchange Imagine if i you switched it with blackie thoughBut literally nobody gives a fuck
>>37899688Double Dubs
As I see it the biggest problem is that as part of our identity we have to accept some things in actual reality. But for other people they don't. It's confusing because of the difference in culture. Some places like India have a caste system. For them they're stuck in their way of life forever.It's not a bad a thing to them. It's just how it is.The idea of a no name entrepreneur ascending to elite status is totally foreign to them. Which is a huge part of western capitalism; the American dream etc.Beyond that is the obvious skin tones, languages, stories and religions which all espouse different things and philosophies. The veracity of which leads us to the conclusion that there really was never anything to the system but the illusions of grandeur by delusional monkey men. Then we made psychology and things went silent. Big smart guys cloistered deeper and deeper into towers and labs.And now we're here alone with the AI. So I'm not surprised by the turn of events.
>>37899685I made this place some x billion (?) years ago myself which is why we have a planet called your butt ad the lower end and the son/sun/crown at the higherBasically everything here is just a bad joke based on my sense of humor Its really no wonder everybody hates it here
Jesus was not God. Jesus concerns himself with good and evil, things which did not exist till the world of men came about, or at least till the material universe was constructed. God existed before then, God is beyond good and evil. Christ is not the logos but instead a bastard-child half-Jew imposter. There is no God to be found in church or the Bible.
>>37899485daaamnn
>>37899485Wrong again.
I don't want to work, I want to worship God all day
>>37899568Fed. Or maybe you just didn't understand the true significance of the Arjuna and Krishna story
>>37899280>I want to worship God all day>ew no not in a monastary that would be retardedYou just want to NEET all day, not worship God. Fuck you.
Why? Do you think God likes being worshipped? How would you like it if some worthless cuck with nothing better to do dedicated his life to worshipping you? It would quickly become awkward and cringe and that's how you're making God feel.
Why do Trolls on Facebook want to call me a false prophet when they are incapable of proving their point when asked for proof? Is this some kind of thought control?
>>37899379That’s quote from divine pymander isn’t it ?
Let me know if you got the message
>>37898779get out of here satanist.BEN is on God's side
>>37898789I'm defending God either way
>>37898793okay. so why isn't Satan the enemy?
>>37898840Yes
>>37894606No. Nothing came through. HCTAPGOD
Call your senators and show them this video;https://youtu.be/60ZJQ4I7_3M?si=fEx4d76LtauwbKI6Tell them that the wars in the middle East and Ukraine are a distraction, and that the real threat in todays world is nuclear bombs.If aliens can travel faster than f16 scrambled jets. And are here, they are. Then call your politicians and tell them about this video.Once the nukes are disarmed I'll call off the aliens.>bal tha zar
>>37899260
>>37899189As much as a cop killing Biden would reset things, they powers are not desperate enough to consider doing that over here
>>37899508You're misinformed. The world is under Marshall law again because of the nukes.
>>37899513It was like that in 2020 and 2021 but then all it took was one boat getting stuck to ruin that whole "perfect, unbeatable" planYou created a negative pedestal for these kinds, a validation that they do not deserve in the slightest
>>37899519I never said it in a negative way. You ok there buddy? You seem not to understand human colloquialisms.Ufos deserve a pedestal. Your God deserves to be remembered and avenged, but you seem to hate the past... did you hate your own past?
Second chance.Remember I said they would lose all abilities when I lost it? The old generation is burning and will end up like a zombie.A few more days, and control is down to zero and all Musks all Klaus all elizabeths will be dry up but so will your president.Even if I didn’t had anything to do with it “” I still guessed the exact date for that and other thingsSo how would you like it? Another chance, because I don’t even want their offer to be honest. And if I don’t like your chance I will suck you dry too.Even death is falling is he not?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37899656
Does anyone else feel like the only thing that's "progressing" is technology? Everything else has either stagnated or began to regress for the worse. It seems like the golden era is gone forever (80's, 90's, 2000's). Everyone seemed to get along so well back then no matter what your race was. People were classy and wore suits, blacks had manners, people just got along. The world we live in now seems like a political shit show in comparison. It seems like sometime during 2010-2014, reality shifted into some sort of bad timeline. It's funny because 2012 being the end of the world was a big meme at the time, but I sometimes wonder if the Mayan's had the last laugh after all.
>>37899527True actually was better but calling it a golden age is an exaggeration lol Weed was probably shit back then tbf
>>37897388Not even technology is progressing in a "good" way. AI, automation, automated customer service, etc, its everywhere. Removing humans from the process.AI and automated services frequently making mistakes or failing to provide appropriate service. No recource for the human customer.Yet it all continues to go headlong into the dystopian nightmare at break speed.
>>37899518>im not the only oneYou're not. We are living in the nightmare dystopian future that was predicted by all of the sci-fi fantasy stories of literature and cinema in the past
>>37897388>It seems like the golden era is gone forever (80's, 90's, 2000's)Interesting how the "golden era" always seems to overlap with your childhood and adolescence.The world seemed better when you were a kid in the 90s because you were a kid. It seems worse now because you've gotten old and jaded. Nothing more complex than that.
>>37899570Yeah, nearly all customer service is AI powered. You'd be lucky to get a human on the line these days.
Welcome to Divination General! Come here for readings and a discussion of theory/practice.Every method is welcome: Tarot, Runes, Cartomancy, Scrying, Pendulum, Cleromancy, I-Ching, Digital, Oracles, Tasseomancy, Necromancy, etc.>If you're NEW, please READ the STICKY:https://pastebin.com/2Wp1Q074>Recommended /div/ links and books:https://pastebin.com/sAkg9cMz>MEGA with Divination Books:https://mega.nz/folder/Jp8gQD7Q#om_2lEm1GL0qPIpSrQgrvA>Guides made by some of our readers:•/div/ starter spreads:https://i.imgur.com/mxpu4MF.png•Thoth's tarot and rune guide:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ciFuMOVDIkA18d9Rw-Zkklgigx-Y4XzJkGVeMTYWcic/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37899607Good morning
I will be reading in honor of King Belial. Hail worthless one, shallowest of all, demon king of lust!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O51dNQN8KO4I will read for the first 5 who comply to the following:>You gender(s) and initial(s)>A query about sex, self improvement or demonic evocation. No romance.>A picture of Belial
>>37899672S, malehow to become rich?
>>37899672Male Mv (i guess this is self improvement)what will happen to the money debts i owe?
>>37897311The Beast Hes The One https://youtu.be/E2-ShLDIo08
>>37899630Please explain
>>37897393its alright if it makes you feel betterits alright if it makes you feel bettergain passive income from unused internet, use my link for 5000 tokens to start https://app.getgrass.io/register/?referralCode=uUsJ6731qcD_tS4
>>37899649Dont Forget This Oedipus Reigns https://youtu.be/aOex0rqgkBU
>>37899658https://youtu.be/0uT_7MswoUU?si=W09qSM7u-Lkobry4
>ctrl-f>no resultsyou know the drill...
>>37873700>>37873714>>37877474Chambers under the Sphinx was conspiracy nonsense for 50+years, then suddenly turned to>yeah nothing there though hahaI hate historians and I hate the antiChrist.Look up pyramid resonance chambers, shits wild. I'm still a firm believer the 'Egyptians' didn't build any of the good stuff. Just like every other ancient site, the people that come later build dogshit immitations. From the great/red pyramid to the shitty stacked mudbricks,it's all Way olderthan the current narrative saysMakes me kek remembering what I read a while back>*10,000years from now 'CUMNUTZZ' is found scratched on a rusted beam of the Golden Gate* It was BUILT and DEDICATED to him!That's what modern Egyptology is.File unrelated.
anyone have the one with the anon walking his dog on a snowy road while being stalked by a big fucking dog with its rear legs busted?
>>37852326>>37852335Am I the only motherfucker would've tried to banter with the demon in a safe situation or ask questions just see how It reacted?>I heard you guys liked flies but I guess cat food is an upgrade>You met Saddam Hussein? >Getting deepthroated by tongue would be hot if I didn't get my vocal cords ripped>Ketchup? Really? Not salt or holy water but smashed fucking tomatoes?
>>37846441Anyone else find spooky greentexts comfy bros? I'm in a warm blanket, drinking hot choccy rn. :)))))))
this just spooked me>Reading some writing a friend sent me to beta reader, vibing with some John Brown's body playing cause it fits with the feel of the story>Suddenly, while I wait for my electric kettle to heat to make some tea with, a breeze of cool air washes over my shoulder and down my arm>AC is of, fan is low, desk is arranged away from the air vent, not beneath the fan, and it was ice cold and vanished as soon as it came.>sit still, waiting to see if anything else happens, unnerved since I don't even have a window or door open>nothing happenedWeird, but not the weirdest thing that's happened in this house
I just finally realized.I'm 30, 93. I was born on the autumn equinox. I've always been seeing them, and lately been able to communicate emotionally.Only recently I found out about the link between emotions and electricity.Some of you are bound to be here. You have to be, I'm certain. If you are, reply, reach out to me. Now I know, and I don't know when I'll die. It was very heavily suggested that this is my last life. If it is, I might not come through anymore. You have to talk to me.I can help, I believe I can, but I can't do this alone. The signs led me here, to the filth of humanity. I'm ready to begin.I have seen the temple, the cliff, and the throne. I'm certain that this is the time. I've dedicated my life to the signs, hoping to find the one. I believe I'm the instrument needed to find him, and that we are close.
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>>37899651yes master i'll suck ur cock masterrrr
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>>37899668>>37899677I need proof. And means of contact, T0MMT
Why is /x/ not discussing this?https://www.foxnews.com/faith-values/vatican-preparing-guidelines-apparitions-supernatural-phenomena
>>37897773The fact that they don't have this already signals to me that they are given too much honorable regard in the zeitgeist, imo.
>>37897773Demons will come and prepare the world to fight against the angels, saying they're evil aliens
Government starts saying aliens are real>OK, i no longer believe in aliens.Vatican starts saying ghosts are real>OK, i no longer believe in ghosts.There's some dangerously powerful DEBOONKING going on here and i don't like it.
They gonna tie this into gay sex and climate change prevention?
>>37897773yawnn because its fake normie shit. we are far past this lame crap
I'm trying to figure out whether or not I have a soul. What can I do to find this out?
>>37899647You wouldn't be concerned about having no soul if you didn't have one, anon.
>>37899655Alright then what does it mean to have a soul?
>>37899663You lack introspection. Most "people" actually lack introspection. You do realise that most people participate in society wholly and never question reality right? Talk to your parents, or anyone. Ask them about injustice, or strife. Most people are quick to dismiss dissent. If someone says "well that's just the way things are", you know then and there that's a hylic.