Join me while I make my breakfast for the week.
>>20488637it's the logical conclusive as suicide yesterday is not possible, and tomorrow would be an ordeal for the world.though what you're doing is admirable and should be pursued.
>>20487954Kek!Some of the best soups and stews I've made had crazy long-Low and slow cook times.Hell, any moron knows even Chili is better the 2rd day, and peaks on day 3.>that duack
>>20488142CHOICE!!Well done OP....I......IMMA GONNA......RAEP!!!
>>20488332Your point is valid.Congee,(rice porridge) is a quintessential celestial's breakfast soup.I believe grits with cheese, on certain days in the BOH, might even qualify as stew, too.
>>20488703Wu Swedgin hang dai
>juice a bunch of lemons>make a gallon of lemonade in a glass pitcher>immediately drop it on the stove>lemonade and glass everywherewhat's your worst /ck/ accident
>>20483802>what's your worst /ck/ accidentshattered a bowl of dough that i was proofing for the whole day
>>20487668 it's the last one.there were no more to look forward to
>>20484774Why would an oven even go up to 325 celsius? That's like 600° in real money.
>>20483802>start a thicc steak on the stovetop to sear it>transfer the stainless pan to the oven to finish>smells delicious>can't wait to eat it>reach into the oven and grab the handle of the pan>hear the flesh of my hand sizzling>forgot the ove glove>really bad burn on my left hand, couldn't use it for weeks>left hand was, at the time, my jerking off hand>steak was still delicious
I can think of two> making shrimp stock by boiling shrimps shells in a pot of water> tastes and smells delicious> ok time to strain the stock> brain defaults to pasta straining> pour the entire stock down the sink> left looking at a colander of boiled shells> just sat there and for a solid minute staring at my retardednessSecond one> high as kite and getting hungry> pop a frozen lasagna in the oven> fucking 75 minute cooking time> time to take it out of the oven> grab the aluminum tray it came in with one oven mitt> the entire tray warps and lasagna spills all over the inside of the oven door and into the crackComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Wonder Pot (Hebrew: סיר פלא, romanized: sír péle, Hebrew pronunciation: [siʁ ˈpele]) is an Israeli invention for baking on top of a gas stove rather than in an oven. It consists of three parts: an aluminium pot shaped like a Bundt pan except smooth-sided rather than fluted, a hooded cover perforated with venting holes, and a thick, round, slightly domed metal disc with a center hole that is placed between the pot and the flame.
>>20488159i wonder why they haven't tried tricking God by using baking powder instead of yeast
>>20488429I know , He falls for any little trick
>>20488159>The Wonder Pot gained popularity during Israel's era of national austerity in the 1950s, when most citizens did not own an oven.
>>204882056 million? yeah right buddy
All dumplings must be served like thus.
How do you get good at making the little pleats other than git guding? Are the one way pleats easier than bilateral or something? It's not too bad really, but it's not perfectly consistent either. Grape leaves are one thing because you're just going for a consistent thickness. Dumplings are irritating because the wrappers are uniform shape and thickness, yet they don't all rook the same.
>>20488430For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>20488559Git gud
>>20488430i prefer them super crunchy
>>20488430
What are some comfy foods you’ve always liked/recently invented? When I was younger we would have spaghetti sandwiches to stretch out our meals. I just finished a 12 hour shift and realised I didn’t have enough lasagne for a meal, but I did have pita in the freezer. Perfect harmony again.
Unsweetened tea tastes absolutely horrid. You can gloat about your favorite brand or kind of tea being an exception (though let's be honest, at best, it tastes bland as fuck), but most herbs have a nasty, bitter aftertaste.The only reason people enjoy unsweetened tea is because they bought into facebook-mom tier pseudoscience about how le healthy it is, psychologically conditioning themselves to like something that objectively tastes disgusting.Adding sugar to your tea won't kill you. The amount of calories in a sugar cube is MUCH lower than you think.Stop being a retard and drink sweetened tea.
>>20488544>Yeah this is a boatload of Facebook mom tier bullshit. Every factual claim in my post is extremely obvious.
>>20488090Be careful, rooibos is more estrogenic than soy
>>20488548You're already ingesting microplastics from the tea itselfDon't tell me you actually think the water used to grow the tea doesn't have microplastics in it lmao@urlife
>>20488548Japs are huge consoomers that gobble up microplastics every single day.
>>20487983I like to put some milk in my 2 min. earl grey tea; tastes great with it and a bit too bitter for me without it. Green tea tastes perfect without any additions though.>sweetenerYou do you.>You need to do the same exact thing for every kind of tea to make it taste goodDo you not count infusion tea as real tea? I love to add honey to already fruity tea but I wouldn't add sweeteners to the sweet licorice teas, because I like them better as they are. I always leave fennel caraway tea as it is because I drink that when I'm sick and for me, it's the ultimate taste of getting better. Same with teas for other ailments. I drink most non-iced teas hot, but make an exception for cold rooibos tea. I'd never add sweeteners to new eat frisian teas I try, because I need to taste what I'm working with first.>Every tea needs to be sweetIf you honestly like to explore different teas, don't treat them as if they all taste the same. I get it if you have your personal taste; one of my friends adds an average of 5 sugar cubes to every coffee and tea he drinks, but if you think that your taste is universal, you're either ignorant, an idiot, or most likely both.>>20488090You get it
How do I cook the beans to make them good?
>>20488392>or you'll end up in the hospitalBy which, of course, you mean you'll end up with at worst a mild tummy ache.
>>20488547Human breast milk:100000%
>>20488629The good thing about fiber is that it reduces the impact that sugar has on your body by making it slower to digest. It's not a meme that fruit and whole grains poison you less than pure sugar and white flour.
>>20488294>All protein is the same>Fiber good>Cholesterol bad>Water used in irrigation is the same as water falling out of the sky into a pasture
>>20488399No, water that rains on to thousands of acres of wildland that grows grass that is then eaten by cows that piss it out is recycled. Water filled with fertilizers and pesticides that cause lakes and rivers to be contaminated are not recycled, because that water isn't usable again without either investing millions of dollars into filtering it (which causes the contaminants to be even more concentrated, and even more environmental harm) or waiting hundreds or thousands of years for it to naturally filter back into aquifers.
Did you guys know eating nothing but mcdonalds and drinking 3 gallons of cheap whiskey a day is bad for you?
>>20488645There just seems to be something extremely dark about openly lying about your *health* in a very public setting, in order to sell a few movie tickets and (spoilers) shill your girlfriends weightloss business.
>>20488642He seems pretty scummy overallIf he was in any way interested in a fair test, he would eat the same number of calories at the same time every day, and set it to a reasonable number. Anyone being honest, regardless of scientific education, would immediately realise that withdrawing from alcohol at the same time would change the result.Even without manipulating the order of events in the film, even without refusing to show his diet logs, he clearly designed it to look as bad as possible.Fat Head, while also clearly trying to advance political views (poor corporations getting sued q_q), was approached more reasonably by having a roughly fixed calorie intake.
>>20488224a record number of Americans were homeless in 2023 and a record number of Americans killed themselves in 2023. the economy is shit and that is by design. all those >muh numbersis biden transferring wealth from the people to bezos
>>20488575it was so people couldn't drink it and get free refills
>>20484944and mcdonalds got fucked for it, woohoo!
Cups up or cups down?
>>20487692For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>20488209That's why you put them on a barred rack or similar that leaves them air to breathe. I can't be bothered to manually dry my tableware, ever, so it's down for me.
>>20488209>>20488589You have to be a special kind of retard to put your dishes away wet
>>20488241The only acceptable reasoning for storing them down
>>20487692left gets bugs and dust in themright smears the drinking rim on a surfacetough...
I went to Circle K for Steelie Boys and saw this in the fridge. Is it any good? I love apple cider and I also love strong drinks. Seems right up my alley but it's not as cheap as malt liquor so I want to know if it's any good.
>>20486840>4lokoPfffttt, philistine, I drink the finest of bum wines available, pissing isn't an issue
CORN SYRUP IS USED AS PART OF THE BREWING PROCESS ONLY. REDD'S WICKED APPLE NEVER USES HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.don't worry bro it's just corn syrup not high fructose
>>20486853This isn't any cheaper than getting a $10 handle of vodka. A gallon of apple juice is $6 and excluding the other ingredients you only get about 10 standard drinks for that price. If you let it brew really high proof than you might get 20-30 standards drinks out of that gallon, but even than the vodka is still cheaper.
>>20488606>but even than the vodka is still cheaper.except we're not talking about vodka. we're talking about cider. a six pack of ciders cost $10.99, but your calculations say you can get 10 for $6, from low to high high avb. if someone wants to drink a cider they can just pour their own 10% brew and having a pint of that is like having two other pints of low abv cider. the dollar value is just a lot better because again we aren't talking about vodka. it's cider so we're comparing to the price of market cider
>>20486853So if you add the sugar to the brew do you have to wait longer for the yeast to consume it and produce more ethanol?
>Deep fry cutlet so it is crispy >Proceed to soak it in sauce and egg>The cutlet is soggy now What's the point of frying it in the first place then
>>20488522Fried food dampened with egg yolk is umami kino
>>20488522Sauce Katsudon is delicious.
>>20488522Looks like what some oriental with zero knowledge of western food would cook up if you ordered ham and eggs
Aside from overloaded hot dogs, revoltingly wet beef sandwiches, uninspiring sausage, and pizza casserole, what should I eat in this city?
>>20485757The McDonalds at O'Hare is exceptional. Gigantic ass lineups during busy hours mean everything is as fresh as you can get it.
>>20487071If you’re getting anything at that airport it should be frontera
>>20485812>>20485826The schnitzel and goulash there is great, the beer is too, haven't tried anything else to be fair. Owner is a cool guy too, chatted and gave us free shots the two times I've been there
is hugos frog bar any good?
>>20488591is it substanially better than bergoff? im going in a few weeks. can walk to bergoff
Idgi, do you Zoomer really buy this just because some YouTube risk behind it?In genenral, do zoomers really buy YouTuber merch because I often see it promoted and wonder who TF even buys or wear that stuff
>Both millennial and zoomer men have female-style consumption patterns because it was realised how huge an untapped market that was and it was pushed on them. The early variant of this was stupid shit like beard oil or overpriced safety razors where men who had been taught conventional masculinity was dangerous rapist stuff were then sold performative masculinity/'buy your grandfather's products at a 1000x markup, that's being a man' stuff. See also: shitty craft beer, raw denim jeans and so on. Now there's not even that veil.
>>20488269Actual men in the past didn't spend hours and too much money obsessed over fancy beer they bought whatever and fucked off back to work/raising a family/living productively.
>>20488296You sure about that, kid? Do you know the origin of high heels?
>Actual men in the past didn't spend hours and too much money obsessed over fancy beer they bought whatever and fucked off back to work/raising a family/living productively.
>>20488338>Idgi, do you Zoomer really buy this just because some YouTube risk behind it?Boomers are no better, I see shit like this in my super mainstream grocery stores.
How do you deal with people cutting in line? Do you call the people out on their bullshit or are you a pushover cuck?
>>20481569>How do you deal with people cutting in line?I don't need to, I live in a first world country.
>>20482135FUCK ANIME!!!!!
>>20487056i would never let a marine cut in line because i would’ve thanked him for his service and told him he can go ahead of me
>>20482111It just sounds like you have anxiety anon
>>20482010Your bro sounds like a based deranged lunatic
post tasty 'shrooms!you WILL eat the fungus.
I love mushrooms, I eat them pretty much every day.In fact I bought two large portobello mushrooms today which I will stuff with whatever I find and feast
>>20485930unless you live in northern michigan Morel season is over. Mother's day pretty much marks the last day of the season. As a kid we use to find hundreds of them at the local reservoir but since the internet became a thing Morels became a hot commodity. I'm lucky to find 30 a season now.They are delicious but the fun is in finding them. Just trudging through the woods for hours on end is good exercise and relaxing. Though I found 4 ticks on me the last time I went out I hate ticks.
Has anybody here ever tried eating these? I found some big ones a few years back, but because the literature is inconclusive on whether they're great to eat or seriously poisonous, I left them there. When I made up my mind to try them and went back the next day, someone else has already picked them
i really like hedgehog mushrooms
>>20488604It's Caesars mushroom:D It's tasty I promise
