>tasty>quick and easy>non pretentious>get shit done
>>20440115it's much lower
>>20431823Its not coffee its shit
i was a huge coffee junkie all my freaking life i would average 5-10 cups a day minimum and went cold turkey in november and reading this thread made me nostalgic but at the same time i started hating caffeine. what gives?
>>20440892I had to mostly quit caffeine because it put me in an agitated state that commonly led to panic attacks or at least frustration. But it is a drug, and last night I was excited about finding an empty bag of coke last night, so the urge will always be there. Just gotta know it's not worth feeling like shit for hours after
>>20424917I exclusively use instant espresso powder for my chocolate chip cookies
>wanted to surprise my Italian American family today>decided to cook one of my favorite dishes Chicken Tikki Masala>never cooked it so followed basic YouTube instructions >95% of the way through I thought it was gonna be a disaster,but once the sauce thickened at the end it came out looking alright>taste test and it came out just as good as Indian restaurant >present it at dinner table with family >I made my favorite dish it’s Indian food and delicious >dad look of disgust>dad keeps saying Indians use cow shit in food>mom says she skeeves Indian food>they keep saying they are dirty people>they try a little and say it’s disgusting >they cook pasta insteadFeels bad man
>>20442511God it's so painfully obvious when faggot tourists come here because they heard 4chan is the edgy place where the twisted psychos and hackers hang out.
>>20442517YTA.Yep, sorry, I don't often give out YTAs but sometimes I just gotta put my foot down. This is one of those times.I suggest apologizing to anon the first chance you get. Calling someone a tourist is heckin' rude and not what we want around here; we're trying to build a much more civilized environment than that.
>Italian American family Stopped reading there. On par with “Irish” Americans
>>20442483you don't know jack shit
>>20441363If you're indian and say this I will end your life
Which one is your favorite? Have you ever tried to make one at home?
>>20442437curd is like pre-frozen ice cream kinda. lots of ice cream recipes start with making curd.
>>20442497You're thinking about custard, not curd
>>20442501shit you right
>>20442395preserves is my favourite, i never tried to make one because i don't want to give myself botulism
>>20442395How is it called pumpkin that was soaked in lime(calcium oxide) for a while and then cooked in some kind of syrup maybe molasses?
ITT: stupidest fucking kitchen gadgets
$200 "smart" coffee cup that uses science and computers to do the exact same thing as a $20 thermos.
>>20438872> normal American accent> puts on some shitty accent when using Spanish words
>>20442493I've never understood these, do people seriously take fucking hours to drink a coffee or some shit?
>>20438573Weissman reaction to this was hilarious
>>20439228retarded faggot
Were eating awls actually commonly used? I've read that most people just used their hands while nobles started to use forks.I've also read that awls were used essentially as forks, but in other places they are more specifically used for extracting bone marrow.Are eating awls just a meme for ren fair nerds?
>>20439452I would probably not even bother eating with it, and just use it as a marlin spike.
>>20440055What is that? Not a cooking utensil?
Bump
>>20440422It's a tool used for working with rope. You use the pointy bit to help unpick knots, and you can also use it as a handle to apply more force when you're tightening something down.
>>20439376I don't know either. hopefully one of our 4chan pals will chime in with some wisdom and we'll all become more knowledgeable together!
Queen's Grill & Chill (Formerly Brazier)
Tomato apologists always pretend there's some big mystery behind the tomato>Oh, you don't like because you never had a good one>You should taste the one from my Nonna's yardThere isn't. It just a watery disgusting vegetable like many others. It makes a good sauce, yes but eating a raw tomato is one of the most grim things in cuisine.
>>20440012you actually haven't had a good one. go get euthanized you burdensome autist
>>20440022Sick digits, also OP is a turbofaggot
Huh? There are people who dislike tomatos? Interesting, I love them. They are like meaty fruit so yummy and fresh. Weird people
>>20440012>Tomato apologists always pretend there's some big mystery behind the tomatothere is no mystery, people that don't like tomato's are faggots and they are being polite to not offend you.
>>20440129technically it's a sandwich
Its overJust consider suicideWe are so over and never coming backYou will pay 2 dollars for a pack of Diablo sauce and 27 dollars for a cheesy bean tacoIt will be made out of bugs and tree fiberIt will be made by Deywuaneeshia who could not give any more shit about her job other than the shit on her hands from not washing them after taking a frides chickums greasy poo.You will still pay for it because you need to feed your slop addiction
>>20441542damn, would
>>20441088LMFAO
Por menos del precio de una pacquete de salsa diabolico, se puede obtener una paleta de cerdo, una piña, unos tomatillos, y una libra de tortillas, que se los disfrutara mucho mas
>>20441425id always get 3 chalupas: one baja and 2 nacho cheese. plus a caramel fapple emempsdanas
>>20441425Posting this is antisemitic
Making HotDog buns.What goes on a hot dog?What kind of bun?What kind of dog?
This thread is so funnay...
they deflated on me, going to try a different tray next time.otherwise, perfectly functional.
Computer chips LOL
What do you eat at the ren faire?
>>20439113same with cosplaying, I went to dreamhack Melbourne the other day and it was full of neon-hair fat bitches. Not a single good looking girl there, man.I feel sad saying this, but it ain't the 2000s anymore. The good days are over.
>>20442429are you high? it was always uggos
>>20442431There used to be some really cute chicks at conventions man
>>20442439The bar was low, but it was hilarious to see dudes with 2-pixel 1998 cameraphones abandon their girlfriends to take photos of the girl with massive exposed cleavage because they "appreciated the cosplay".
>>20442429>dreamhack Melbourneglad I dodged that bullet you double nigger
Do it
>>20441841This idiot really tried to put out fire by wiping it down with a paper napkin.
>>20442469Why?
>>20442183stop talking out of your ass retard
>>20442145Yep, thats the reason why I stopped going to Tacobell and started making my own Tacos
>>20442124I used to work in the factory that made these, the line moved way too fast to even consider arranging the meat like that, and it's not like the Burmese/ Guatemalans/ mentally disabled that worked the line had any incentive to. rather they would just grab the meat off the slicer conveyor in a clump and place it on the bread. pure chance that it looks like they're hiding something. the real egregious pics that get reposted seem to all be from Asia, which makes sense to me since labor is so much cheaper there. the people where I worked made like 18/hr starting since you had to be a special kind of person to put meat onto bread going past on a conveyor for ten hours. the lines ran a fast as we could run the machines while still getting a good thermoform and seal.
I went out to eat tonight with my parents for my birthday. Actually my birthday is on Monday but we wanted to go out on the weekend.I had a surf and turf entree that has ribeye, lobster tail, and shrimp with a side of fries. It was good! For an appetizer we had nachos.
>>20442391because youre a pedophile
>>20442393That has nothing to do with my question but whatever
>>20442374Stalker
>>20442352>hey guys>I had all this food>no, I didn't take a picture to accompany this post>here's some anime, though!Anon, you are the problem.
>>20442524>filming at a restaurant
who wants cookiiess?????????
do these look done
>>20442073Not remotely
>>20442086indeed i ended up doing 15 minutes, that was 9 lol...extreme tasty though...1 cup crunchy pb 1 cup sugar 1 egg 1/4 cup each raisins walnut pieces natural coconut flakes mini white choc chips pinch salr
Ca-can I have one?..
I wanna drink your cummy wummies :3 Pwease…
Any fans of beets/beet juice around here?
>>20442465If you say it 3x, a glass of beetjuice will appear in your hand
>>20442465the only time i will ever use beets in a recipe is to color the food red or pink. usually only requires a few drops
>>20442465Yes.>Borscht>pickled beetsI don't drink juice because it;s not healthy.
>>20442491>I don't drink juice because it;s not healthy.because you're not healthy
>>20442465Can't find beets anywhere anymore. Sad. A beetroot soup with bread would last me a week.