I'm planning on resetting the post filter/mutes, and spinning off an "Advice" board for all the relationshit.Thoughts?
Closing for now.
ITT: smoking habits.I'm right handed but I hold my cigarette in my left hand. I've been doing this for 10 years now and it feels really weird to smoke with my right hand.
when im smoking pottus extracticus it has to be from my cheap plastic flower bong. one pictured is identical to mkine except mine is black.
i tend to extinguish my djarums on my arm, not all the time and generally when its healed from the last time.
>>4668676That rant was pretty amusing actually. Sorry. I'm trying not to encourage the boy.
The guy in the OPs pic looks like that fag who loves his sister in High school musical.
I only smoke cock
Why is this fine young man being held in prison?I don't get it, please explain.
>>4668652you mean like Hitler?
>>4668122This man is a legend and a hero.
I have to admit, when he's fucking a really skinny girl, like anorexic, and she's got a pretty face too (this is rare for max) and he's making her cum, and vomit and choke and flail, with real tears because she's being pushed to a state that no doubt recreates the terror and arousal and physical trauma of her deepest most repressed childhood experience...I cum.
Because some retarded bitch didn't understand the meaning of "consent" before she consented.
This has NOTHING to do with abuse of porn stars. There is no way in hell a porn star would accept to work somewhere without first looking into what the person does, and Max Hardcore is pretty fucking well known for what he does.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0531071max1.html>The 50-year-old Little, who uses the handle "Max Hardcore," was named in a ten-count indictment charging him with transporting obscene matter via mail and computer.Look at the link, it has the court records.Also,>Little apologized to the court and said the videos and DVDs in question were labeled and intended for the more permissive European market, not for sale in the United States.Apparently, urination, fisting and violence aren't allowed in videos in the Land of the Free.Nice country, Americunts.
How many of you would actually use the advice board?I think I might, not to post help but to receive. Girl troubles suck.I wonder if it will be moderated well..
1. everybody here is a roneryfag, myself included, and will therefore use the advice board.2. everybody here is a roneryfag, myself included, and will not post help but only whine and BAWWWW about how we like this girl but she fucked our best friend.3. No.
>>4668698>I wonder if it will be moderated well..>4chan
ITT: RIM-JOBS.Rimming is a fantasy of mine and something I plan on doing should I ever find a sexual partner to do so with. My question is, will it be as hot as I imagine it to be and what will she think when I'm eating her out and I tell her to bend over so I can do it, will it turn her on or weird her out?
>>4668685My answer:OH GOD YES.Could you imagine how hot that would be? a girl tonging your ass.
>>4668686only is she's not clean can she get a uti from it. If she's not clean youre licking shit, and why would you do that?
>>4668699dude the hands and mouth are the least clean things ever and i doubt anyone washes their hands b4 sex
It feels really good when a girl does it to you.Doing it is sorta gross, because you realize that poop comes from there right? And traces of poop do not completely disappear when you wipe...
>>4668709you should just stay inside and never go outside.no but for reals, never fuck anyone unless theyve cleaned themselves up, hands and all.
When I see fat people I feel physically Ill. I'd liken the feeling I get around fat people to the feeling you racists describe when you think about black people or black men/white women.It also hurts me when I read posts from skinnyfags who have lowered there standards so far as to accept the advances of these genetically inferior monsters. I mean, I get it, sex is sex, love is love. It just makes me sad is all.In the related chart the dots are a result of a height/weight survey on /fa/. The X is me.If you think this is trolling you're in denial.
>>4668681Ugly on guy, Ugly on girl.
>>4668668Go to /fit/, brah. They'll fix you up.
women with plentiful fat reserves are more likely to produce healthy offspringtl;dr: DAT ASS
>>4668708ur sexual ideals are terrible OR ur not picturing what i describe right. maybe ill find an explanatory pciture...maybe ill go shit on my neigbhbors lawn and shout at his daughter that shes a dumb bitch and shell never get married because shes a dumb bitch
>>4668716There's plentiful fat reserves and then there's fatass. Your picture is clearly in fatass territory.Feel free to lust for whatever you like, but don't try and claim your preference is somehow biologically justified when it isn't.
After a long negotiations with my home spiders we made an agreement.Robert and Richie make their spider web on the 3/4 of my window. I never even walk near that area of a window(big one, like 1.2m x 1.5m) so I don't mind. The trick is - I leave the window open before I sleep to get some fresh air. Bugs come to the light inside of the house and they get trapped in the web. In that way, through peaceful agreement with my spiders I have fresh air and reduced amount of annoying creatures at home.tl;dr - spiders are awesome.Post Your spiders stories.
D'AWWWW LOOK AT THOSE EYESI'D LOVE TO STICK NEEDLES IN EACH ONE
More spider stories please.Spiderblox.
I had a spider we feeded for almost 2 years in our wall on the other house we had and it became so big that it almost couldn't attack stuff that we placed on the net because the hole was to small for him to pass through (~1.5-2cm in diameter). Then my parents found out we had a spider there and used bug spray and ant killing powder...:(
House centipede here, spider is faggot.This is the only bug I've seen in my house in years because they eat fucking everything. I saw two of them fighting each other once, which was the greatest moment of my life.
>>4668697WHY WOULD YOU POST THISFUCK YOU
itt: we tell other gentlemen truths, with lyrics, without mentioning the artist or the songi'll start:don't get any big ideas, they're not gonna happen
The dogs are barking, the chains are rattling;The people are sleeping in their beds,Dreaming of things they don't have,Refreshing themselves in good and bad.And in the morning all will have vanished.Oh well, they had their share of pleasureAnd hope that what they missedCan be found again on their pillows.Drive me out with your barking, you vigilant dogs,Don't let me rest when it's time for slumber.I am finished with all my dreams.Why should I linger among the sleepers ?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
"Lovers turn into monsters at the loss of affection, almost like it was the affection that kept them from being monsters."
isolation pushes you til every muscle achesdown the only road it ever takes
There are no fingerprintsDeep under waterNothing to tie one to a crimeAnd if you seek vengeanceAll you need are implements of painYou need yourKnives? Check.Rope? Check.Dagger? Check.Chains? Check.Locks? Check.Laser Beams? Check.Acid? Check.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Your origami dreams are beautiful but they will never leave the ground.
Every time I have sex with my boyfriend, cum or not, I get depressed and start entertaining the idea of breaking up with him (this would be the... 6th time). I do not know if it is that A) I'm attracted to the idea of him, but not him (we met offline but most of our socialization was through IM), B) My self-hating homophobia has transitioned smoothly into unwittingly putting him into the friend zone (as I often think of other guys, do not feel a "spark" for him, etc), ensuring an unending chain of misgivings about sex with him, or C) I have a case of post-coital tristesse, wherein shitty chemical things happen during orgasm that screw me over emotionally. Or a combination of the 3.The last time we met up and fucked, a few days later I told him I was breaking up with him until I'd had a relationship with another dude, to see if I was staying with him because I really did feel a connection, or if it was because he felt "safe" and was a sexual outlet. But lo and behold, he came over last night, and...So, I don't want to hurt him, but I don't know if it's because I love him, or if he's just a good friend (who I've just happened to jizz on). Halp, brobots.
atleast you're getting some. i have to pay for my sordid relationships.
You mentioned your homophobia, so I'm curious: do you feel any guilt after you have sex? Y'know, the "what am I doing, I should be fucking women!"-type guilt?
It is probably a combination. Every guy feels a bit like getting up and leaving after they cum.Homo or not, the natural instinct is to have sex until orgasm, then go sleep by yourself where you can be comfortable. Just curious tho, is it common for gays to have sex and not cum?
You're thinking things through too much. You're enjoying his company and the sex, right? Why not just enjoy what you have while it's there instead of complicating and stressing your life and the life of your special friend? That being said I do irrationally worry that I will be cheated on one day. Sometimes I think about it and it tears me up inside but I never bring it up with my boyfriend out of fear that he will think that it means that I am cheating... I'm not.
Oh the drama ! This post proves that fags have woman brains.
Hey Femanons! I just found out my new girlfriend has never had an orgasm.Do any of you femanons have a hard time orgasming? And what did it take to get you to orgasm for your first time? I really want to please my girl and get it right the first time.
Patience. Patience is really the key. Look up that .pdf, the guide to giving head, and read it. Most of what it comes down to is: get her comfortable, get /you/ comfortable, and just explore her body slowly. Don't have a set goal in mind - don't be like "I want you to orgasm." Just be like "I want to spend the next hour learning how to make you feel good, I don't care if you come." Don't put pressure on.And then when you find something that makes her make little squeaky noises and get wriggly and wet, /KEEP DOING IT./ A lot of women take a long time - between five and twenty minutes - of continuous stimulation. Don't switch it up if you've found the right rhythm. Just. Keep. Going.Make sure she's relaxed and she'll let it come. But once she's getting close, DO. NOT. STOP.
>>4668658Are you the chick who weighs 220 pounds? That's, what, ideal weight for a tall man, so for a woman, you'd be soft and delicious, and your skin would be all warm and cosy, and I could bury my face in your chest and die happy? Sweet. Let's fuck.
>>4668673>>4668658Thus anon brings two people together again
>>4665781You know guys can fap without porn right?
Frigid, sexual repressed losers don't orgasm? No way in hell, I call bullshit. Anyway, you have to be some kind of nutcase to not be able to get yourself off, everyone keeps telling you "it's more likely than you think" but they are all a bunch of up tight women with the sexual maturity of 2 year olds. Then again, a lot of the women out there are just pathetic creatures who want something to complain about to make them feel special.That's the word for it, pathetic. It makes me sad every time I see this rubbish come up and I lose a bit more of my faith in female-kind.
Is it true that men want relationships only for the sex?
>>4668591Or maybe you need to take a look at yourself and figure out why the relationship didn't work out. Because a relationship consists of TWO people, you know.
>>4668613Ok, let me self-reflect...no, the problem is still women.
It really depends. Certain girls are for sex, and certian girls you take home to mom. I'd say that every 10 girls I've banged at least 1 have been GF material.
Actually it's the other way around.Men want sex only for relationships.
fuck you OP. You are clearly a troll, and no - (ALL) men are not the same.
Ok maleanons, I have a question for yous..If all women are sluts and whores, why are you so ronery??
Answer: girls only have sex with money
I'm only slightly ronery because I grew up thinking that women were beautiful, graceful, lovely people that I could connect with on a deep emotional level and could have lots of fantastic experiences with.I was completely fucking wrong. Women are like a ticking-time bomb where you have to constantly figure out which wire to cut, but five minutes after cutting the right wire, the bomb reconfigures itself and you're left with the same fucking problem you thought you fixed before.As soon as I truly forget what I used to think women were like, I will not longer be ronery. But it isn't that easy.
>>4668596Cock is free.
all women are SHALLOW sluts and whoresplus we cant be fucked getting off our internet and actually try
>>4667545Are those ferrets? And why are there white people on an Asian subway?
Excuses:>lol i don't wnat to turn itno a shallow asshole when i lose weight>lol i'm already fit (lie) and i'm still a loser>lol u shouldn't lose weight cuz u'll get loose skin>lol gyms are full of bodybuilding gay men>lol i exercised for a month and never got laid, quit and never looked back brb heating up nacho cheeseChrist, listen to yourselves. No wonder antidepressant threads are among the biggest threads on /r9k/. You people are fucked in the head and in a very bad way. I wish I could literally shake some sense into you.Here are some benefits of exercise:- improve your mood- combats and can prevent chronic disease- helps manage weight- strengthens heart and lungs- sleep betterComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4660831Buy a pull up bar, you're guaranteed to find one for under 10 of whatever faggot currency you use and it will help you achieve the best fucking upper body weight exercise ever.
http://twentypullups.com/http://hundredpushups.com/http://www.twohundredsitups.com/http://www.twohundredsquats.com/Those are the body weight programs I use. I think that's all of them. You don't need a gym membership for any of this. Just get off your ass and get working out. Good luck, bros.
what do you guys think of stretch marks on women who have lost weight/have gone through puberty at a fast rate? I am so embarrassed of mine and won't let a guy near me because I'm scared they'll get disgusted and just leave. are they really as bad as people say? I'm pretty grossed out by mine although they've basically all faded. anyone know how to get rid of 'em/make them less visible?
Ultimate weit loss guide by me:1. Stop eating2. Profit
>>4668602I have some stretch marks which I imagine will fade as I lose weight. I've heard bio-oil is good for them though, also for scars.http://www.bio-oil.com/en/uses.html
Hello sexual deviants of /r9k/.My friend, and her friend have been having small threesomes on the weekends for the past 2 months, and things get getting a little slow for me. I'm (sometimes) the most sexually creative out of the group. I'm looking for new things to do. New positions, games, anything!Stuff we've done:Basic oral on each other. They've both given me head at one point, and I've gone down on both of them.Rimming, to both.Fucking, missionary, doggy, standing, and against a wall.We've all also messed around in the shower, this is normally out highlight, before we go to bed.
>>4668376lik ud no
werfds54trblox>Rimming, to both.You nasty shiteating motherfucker.
>>4668501I'm not OP but rimming is a fantasy of mine and something I plan on doing should I ever find a sexual partner to do so with. You can check oot my recently posted thread for more info.
>>4668614>You can check oot my recently posted thread for more infolol'd
>>4668166> oh yeah well my dad can LIFT A WHOLE TREE OUT OF THE GROUND WITH ONE HAND YEAH
Serious question:Your usual never kissed a girl/virgin here. I have recently fallen in love with a girl I had a brief conversation with in a bar. What happened was, my friend got talking to her and her friend. I was then introduced to her. If you're shy like me, eye-contact lasts as short as possible, but when our eyes met, they were still locked onto each others for another 30 seconds even though neither of us were speaking to each other, and it didn't feel awkward, in fact it felt amazing. Her eyes were the most beautiful thing I have even seen. I had my routine shy conversation with her and she went on her way. I have now been killing myself over it for a week. I am in pieces, dying over what could have been had I been braver.I feel as if I no longer have interest in any other girls and that her face is imprinted in my mind for eternity. The worst part is, I know I will never see her again as it happened in another country.The fact that the extended eye-contact went both ways, was she just being polite or did she feel the same way? How long will this feeling last?Anyone else who have been in an identical or very similar situation please post also.
>>4668565Way to generalize. Some of us come here for the luls.
>>4668565Does that mean I have to leave? The first time I kissed a girl was in middle-school, but I didn't get laid until I was 20. Is it okay for me to be here?
>>4668588go ta b
>>4668490Last time i was infatuated with a girl that i thought liked me back, it took me several months to get over, all from meeting her a couple of times. Currently crushing/infatuated by a girl i met at a party 2 months ago. I am an extremely low self esteem,depressed,nice guy blah blah blah so thinking i have a chance with a girl does get my hopes up,and they last for awhile.What I'm trying to say is that it depends on the person, but your not the only one who takes alot of time to get over girls.
BROTIP: ALL GIRLS HAVE CUTE EYES.
